partybarackisinthehousetonight:

uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs

keightmaclean:

In 1963, American Abstract-Experssionist painter, John Kacere (b. 1920 - d. 1999) moved rather suddenly to towards a more Photorealism approach to painting. For the majority of the remainder of his career, his paintings exclusively portrayed the female mid-sections draped in lingerie, painted at a larger than life scale. John soon became an icon of the photorealist movement.

When was the best day of your life to date and what did it entail?

I honestly thought long and hard about this. There is nothing

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qq45xx:

*thinks about hitting a girl up*

*jerks off*

"Maaaannnnn, fuck that bitch"

schnookumms:

son, im not sure how to say this, but, ur gay lmao

64bitwar:

misanthropymermaid:

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

importantbirds:

pelcan has become too much HUNGER

I AM A NEW BUS going carry you in facepouch are you READY fluff mamals

That is not what’s happening that bird is trying to eat the cat

sorry bird he’s just a little too big

pelicunt stop playin with da pussy and eat it

This is not a good photo